Research Suggests Eating Cheese Can Prolong Life And We Feel Vindicated

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Research Suggests Eating Cheese Can Prolong Life And We Feel Vindicated

‘What do we say to the Grim Reaper?’ Nothing – just offer him some cheese!

A big dzięki to our friends in Poland: namely Professor Maciej Banach of the University of Łódź. For Banach and his plucky team of researchers has just completed a thrilling meta-analysis of 29 cohort studies that confirm what we’ve always chosen to believe: cheese can help you not die.

Thus spoke the scientists: ‘cheese and yogurt were found to protect against both total mortality — death from any cause — and mortality from cerebrovascular causes.’

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It is the shield that can protect us against the slings and arrows of modern life, including stroke and heart attack, according to the European Society of Cardiology, which presented the research.


Studying over 20,000 adults over 11 years, consumption of this food was associated with an 8% lower total mortality risk. Not bad, not bad at all. Pretty tasty news.

So frolic in the traffic, run with scissors, play with matches: defy death and all his minions by simply slathering yourself with melted cheese. (Don’t drink too much milk though, as that was found to have the opposite effect. Mystifying, isn’t it?)

Read more: This Interactive Map Will Show You The Best Cheeses From Around The World

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